Tuesday, December 10, 2024
Thursday, December 05, 2024
3FL Notes: S24: Week 14 Preview
Week 13 Recap
Top Scoring 3FL Teams: the HAW/Marauders - 123 points
Player MVPs:
Jayden Daniels (QB/Was/D) - 29 points
Bucky Irving (RB/TB/tH) - 24 points
Russell Wilson (QB/Pit/L) - 24 points
Predictions Tally
The Comm-nosticator: 52/78- 66.67%
Yahoo! Projections: 48/78 - 61.54%
Week 14 Information
Thursday Night: Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions
Sunday Night: Los Angeles Chargers @ Kansas City Chiefs
Monday Night: Cincinnati Bengals @ Dallas Cowboys
Bye Week: Broncos, Colts, Commanders, Patriots, Ravens, Texans
And now the Comm-nosticator’s predictions for week 14:
Baltimorons (-1/2) vs. Dumbbums
Not much to see here. The 'Morons have officially clinched a playoff spot and the 'Bums have unofficially clinched one even with a loss here. It will be a good game with both QBs playing under the lights. But the only thing at stake is a little shifting in the standings.
Phys. Ed. Phenoms (-1/2) vs. Misfits, Inc.
In another game with little possible impact, the Corporation faces off against PEP in one that's hard to call at this point. The questions are all around the coaching decisions. Will FitzCorp swap for injured/bye week players before tonight's game? And will the Phenoms hit the waiver wire for a K (or a WR if they don't have enough healthy ones on the roster)?
Predacons (-1/2) vs. Lightning
The North Division is already locked up by the Preds but a win here would keep them in the top spot in the league. Is that the best plan going into the postseason? The already eliminated Bolts will make this one close, especially since some core Predacons players are on a bye this week.
the HAW (-1/2) vs. Yuengling Brewers
Now this one is important. The winner here will be crowned champion of the West and the CAPS have the edge in the projections. They can get off to a good start tonight, but then all players will be done and the game decided just after dinner on Sunday. Is Mahomes going to sit on the bench again??
And the games of the week...
Marauders (-1) vs. RenegadesThis season was quite a follow up to a SuperBowl victory for Coach Hoss. His Marauders not only lead the league in scoring, but they're actually third on the all-time season points list–with one more game still to play! They've hit the century mark in eight of their last nine games and are sitting at a W5. Another win here could see them end up as the #1 seed. That's all bad news for the Renegades who are currently clinging onto the last postseason spot thanks to their tie. A win would guarantee a game next week, but they can still advance with a Stompers loss.
What a game this one is going to be! The Stompers need a victory to have a chance at the playoffs. Paired with a Renegades loss (against our highest scoring team), they would jump up into the 8th spot and into a quarterfinal matchup. And they're gifted a game against our last place team that hasn't seen a win in 15 straight games. But not so fast. It's looking like a streak breaker as the matchups favor SpiVi to end the season on a positive note and play spoiler against their West Division rivals. And a player in every NFL time slot will extend the drama all the way to Monday night.
Tuesday, December 03, 2024
Thursday, November 28, 2024
3FL Notes: S24: Week 13 Preview
Week 12 Recap
Top Scoring 3FL Team: Marauders - 167 points (New 3FL regular season record)
Player MVPs:
Saquon Barkley (RB/Phi/M) - 41 points
Tua Tagovailoa (QB/Mia/M) - 30 points
Jayden Daniels (QB/Was/D) - 28 points
Josh Jacobs (RB/GB/M) - 28 points
Predictions Tally
The Comm-nosticator: 46/72 - 63.89%
Week 13 Information
Thanksgiving Early: Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions
Thanksgiving Late: New York Giants @ Dallas Cowboys
Thanksgiving Night: Miami Dolphins @ Green Bay Packers
Friday Afternoon: Las Vegas Raiders @ Kansas City Chiefs
Sunday Night: San Francisco 49ers @ Buffalo Bills
Monday Night: Cleveland Browns @ Denver Broncos
Bye Week: None until next week
And now the Comm-nosticator’s predictions for week 13:
Marauders (-1/2) vs. Dumbbums
WOW. The Marauders just posted our highest regular season weekly total ever (and third-highest weekly score of all time). They not only outscored their opponent by more than 100, but they also posted more points than 4 other game totals (both teams combined) last week. They can't do that again, but it's going to be tough for the 'Bums to beat our new scoring leader.
Predacons (-1/2) vs. Misfits, Inc.
With last week's win the Preds snagged our first postseason berth. Now they just have to focus on the division title and staying in the top spot. Or maybe that's not the best idea? FitzCorp is going to make it close and has a chance at a Sunday night comeback. Will snow in Buffalo be better or worse for a fantasy Defense?
Phys. Ed. Phenoms (-1) vs. Lightning
This game is huge. The loser will be eliminated from playoff contention while the winner...might also be eliminated depending on what happens in a couple other games. PEP has a huge advantage if Purdy is healthy and Pacheco comes off the IR in time for Friday's game. Actually they also look pretty good if neither of those things happen.
the HAW (-1/2) vs. Spiked Vipers
Somehow the CAPS took a loss last week as a 27 point favorite. Picking the wrong QB (again) didn't help, but playing the winless Vipers may be just what they need now. Then again, we keep proving that anything can happen in the 3FL. Can SpiVi earn a victory after 14 failed attempts? Or will they add their name to the longest losing streak list?
Yuengling Brewers (-1/2) vs. Stiletto Stompers
Somehow the Stompers picked up a win without starting a QB last week. I'm not sure that's a good strategy to continue implementing, especially when playing the team at the top of their division and sitting just outside of the playoff eight. The Brew Crew is favored here but the matchup will stretch throughout Thanksgiving week. Half of their combined players have games outside of the Sunday afternoon time slots.
And the game of the week...
Baltimorons (-1/2) vs. Renegades
It would have probably been better as a win, but the Renegades' tie and the half game that goes along with it are making things interesting in the middle of the standings. Coach Val's team can leapfrog the 'Morons with a win here and it's going to come down to the wire. Both teams have players going in the same NFL game multiple times this week. It should be fun to watch!
Happy Thanksgiving and good luck this week!
Tuesday, November 26, 2024
Thursday, November 21, 2024
3FL Notes: S24: Week 12 Preview
Beware of the byes – there are six NFL teams with a week off in W12.
Week 11 Recap
Top Scoring 3FL Team: Baltimorons - 123 points
Player MVPs:
Taysom Hill (QB,TE/NO/MI) - 32 points
Saquon Barkley (RB/Phi/M) - 31 points
Predictions Tally
The Comm-nosticator: 42/66 - 63.64%
Yahoo! Projections: 39/66 - 59.09%
Week 12 Information
Thursday Night: Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cleveland Browns
Sunday Night: Philadelphia Eagles @ Los Angeles Rams
Monday Night: Baltimore Ravens @ Los Angeles Chargers
Bye Week: Bengals, Bills, Falcons, Jaguars, Jets, Saints
And now the Comm-nosticator’s predictions for week 12:
Misfits, Inc. (-1/2) vs. Lightning
This one could go either way. The Bolts need a win and the byes are not helping. But FitzCorp has some of their own swaps that will need to be made before game time. There are a combined three players going tonight and four in the prime time games that will stretch things out for the entire week.
Yuengling Brewers (-1/2) vs. Spiked Vipers
The winless streak is up to an unlucky 13 games for SpiVi, but they have a real shot at their first victory of 2024 against the Brew Crew. The Beermen were our lowest scoring team last week and they only have one player projected to hit double digits. Everyone will be watching the Sunday night game with the Eagles and Rams split along team lines.
the HAW (-1) vs. Stiletto Stompers
Should this one be close? Probably not. As of this writing the CAPS are 30+ point favorites, in large part because the Stompers don't have a QB on the roster who has a scheduled game. Even if they fix that issue it's not looking good. Regardless of if Mahomes or Goff get the start for Coach HAW.
Predacons (-1/2) vs. Phys. Ed. Phenoms
The Preds are not coming off a great week, but they're still alone in the top spot. Which means this game is way more important to PEP. They're two games back from the eighth seed with only three games to go. A good start tonight would help, but it will also be interesting to see if Pacheco comes off the Phenoms' IR in time for Sunday's game.
Renegades (-1/2) vs. Dumbbums
It's a shame that both teams have last week's highest scoring player on a bye for this game. But it will still be one to watch. The Renegades have the edge in the projections, but don't count out a 'Bums' prime time comeback.
And the game of the week...
Marauders (-1/2) vs. Baltimorons
This is a great matchup to close out week 12. Our #2 and #3 teams have the same record and are only nine points apart in season scoring. And it's even more fun since the winner will take sole control of the East Division. QBs will tell the story and we'll have to wait until MNF to find out the victor.
Good luck this week.
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Thursday, November 14, 2024
3FL Notes: S24: Week 11 Preview
Week 10 Recap
Top Scoring 3FL Team: Phys. Ed. Phenoms - 125 points
Player MVPs:
Ja'Marr Chase (WR/Cin/PEP) - 44 points
Lamar Jackson (QB/Bal/P) - 34 points
Joe Burrow (QB/Cin/B) - 32 points
Predictions Tally
The Comm-nosticator: 38/60 - 63.33%
Yahoo! Projections: 35/60 - 58.33%
Week 11 Information
Thursday Night: Washington Commanders @ Philadelphia Eagles
Sunday Night: Cincinnati Bengals @ Los Angeles Chargers
Monday Night: Houston Texans @ Dallas Cowboys
Bye Week: Buccaneers, Cardinals, Giants, Panthers
And now the Comm-nosticator’s predictions for week 11:
Renegades (-1/2) vs. the HAW
This is going to be a good one, and we'll know the winner after the Sunday afternoon games. There is a concern about all those Qs on the Renegades roster and a question about if their Kicker is going to end up on IR. But still, a great matchup no matter what. Even if Goff starts over Mahomes again for the CAPS.
Predacons (-1/2) vs. Dumbbums
No team has clinched a postseason spot yet, but the Preds could do it this week with a win and a little help. They've won their last four and are in our top spot by a game-and-a-half. They're also the only team to have scored 1,000 points so far this season. Should someone remind them about the curse?
Baltimorons (-1) vs. Spiked Vipers
Last week was oh so close for SpiVi on Monday night, but they remain winless in their last dozen 3FL games. Is this the week they finally break through? It won't be easy, but they'll have another shot at a MNF QB comeback after watching two 'Morons play on Sunday night.
Marauders (-1/2) vs. Misfits, Inc.
This matchup starts tonight with players from both teams, but then after FitzCorp's lineup is finished on Sunday there will still be four Marauders to watch in the night games. So we can safely say there won't be another comeback by the Corporation to win by a single point. But it will be a competitive game.
Phys. Ed. Phenoms (-1/2) vs. Yuengling Brewers
Ja'Marr Chase scored 44 points for PEP last week, the most in a single game by any player so far this year. He might not post that many this week, but the Phenoms have a chance to win again and get closer to a postseason spot. A big game tonight by the Brew Crew's three Eagles would be the one thing that could spoil that plan.
And the game of the week...
Lightning (-1/2) vs. Stiletto Stompers
Both teams enter this game on a two game losing streak and out of the playoff picture. A win here is important, especially for the Bolts who just posted their lowest weekly total since 2020. But luckily for them the Colts have decided to start Anthony Richardson (after two weeks on the bench). It won't be over until both kickers both have a say in prime time.
Good luck this week.